As president, your job is to sell the government to corporate interests
President Simon buys the election



You Can't Afford To Not Support Corporate America

If you've been following our Facebook updates or sweet tweets you know that we are avid fans and friends of game designer Teale Fristoe of Nothing Sacred Games. You might also know that at this very minute Nothing Sacred Games is running a Kickstarter campaign for its excellent game, Corporate America! What you might not know just from following us is that you totally need to take your gods-fearing donkey over to Kickstarter and back this game! Want to know why? Then read the blog and shuffle on over to Kickstarter ASAP!

Benjamin Beard
10.31.2012

 

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EBP: Baby, we want you baaaaaack!
Ring! Ring!



Getting the Band Back Together

Like a drunk voicemail to an ex-girlfriend, our new blog post is part apology for not staying in touch like we said we would and part desperate hope you're still interested in hooking up with us sometime! Got you curious? Then check it out! We've done a lot of growing up since last time. Promise!

Benjamin Beard
10.29.2012

 

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Calendar Open Beta
Join the Beta Now!



Calendar of Legend: Party All Year

Ho there weary heroes! Tired of doing all the real-life adventuring without any fake-life reward? You're in luck! Head on over to the EBP blog to check out our first free digitally released game; Calendar of Legend! Calendar of Legend is a fantasy adventure game where your hero battles monsters, gains gold, completes quests, and levels up when you do! The time has come to pick up an imaginary sword and start gaining some real life experience! Download the rules, give the game a shot, and send us all the feedback you can dish out! Five exclamation point combo = +5 Enthusiasm XP!

Benjamin Beard
6.17.2011

 

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Mysterious Whirlpool
Mysterious Whirlpool



Ghostly Mirage or Enchanting Story Based Card Game?

What's that single lone shape slowly sailing across the horizon? Why it's none other than the Way Home! Though still a distant glimmer on the sea it draws ever nearer, so near, in fact, that it can be partially viewed from the crow's nest that is our blog! Haven't checked it out in awhile? You're bad! Do it now! Then we won't have to tell your parents all the other bad things you've been doing.

Benjamin Beard
4.21.2011

 

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2011 and counting
Welcome to the 21st century.



2010 Succumbs to the Majesty of Enchanted Beard Press, Allowing 2011 to Claim the Spotlight!

With the ringing in of the New Year the countdown to the end of human civilization as we know it is in full swing — but don't worry! You've got a whole year before 2012 and, in the meantime, Enchanted Beard Press plans to deliver some piping hot gaming goodness for your insatiable players' palates! Check out our newest blog post to read a New Year's greetings from our own Benjamin Beard as well as sweet deets on some upcoming EBP games! You're going to eat up this blog post like a regular person eats up food that's real good.

Benjamin Beard
1.06.2011

 

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Fish & Chips
At Long Last Fish & Chips Be Here!



Hot Off the Virtual Presses: Fish & Chips Comes to Port!

Alright then guv'nahs, you don't have to cross the pond to get a good meal because Fish & Chips has finally arrived!! You've long been cravin' this tasty treat of a PDF expansion for Drunkfish we know, and lo' do we regret having made you wait fair, sympathetic fan. But you need wait no longer! For the incredibly delictable price of $3 Fish & Chips can be yours today (or any time, really). Fish & Chips introduces eight new Fish Cards, each more hilarious than the last, and a Chips Challenge that is sure to shake up your next game of Drunkfish! Mosey on over to our high-tech internet website store and download your own copy today!

As we've mentioned previously, fans who purchased Drunkfish prior to its price drop in May can pick this up for free by e-mailing us at sales@enchantedbeardpress.com.

Benjamin Beard
8.04.10

 

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Fish & Chips
Eight Dangerously New,
Dangerously Mysterious Fish!




Drunkfish: Now Served Fried with a Side of Potatoes!

Hungry for a little more Drunkfish? Or maybe something suspiciously funny smelling and in slightly poor taste? You're in luck!

Fish & Chips is the first official expansion for Drunkfish by Enchanted Beard Press. This expansion will be released as a pdf exclusive (you can only get it here, folks!) and includes eight all-new all-hilarious-ish fish & a chips challenge. Ever felt like it was unfair when you lost the game despite the fact that you had a drawn on mustache, spoke in a Japanese accent, and constantly meowed the entire game? Don't let those unforgivable cowards who refuse to be ridiculous win, try the chips challenge!

Fish & Chips will be available for purchase & download on August 4th, 2010. Folks who bought Drunkfish prior to its price drop in May get the download for free!

Benjamin Beard
6.28.10

 

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Kubla Con
Benjamin Beard and his Smile of Sales +4!



Kubla Con & Pandemic: In Review!

On the off chance that you have some kind of crippling disability which prevents you from reading blogs and haven't heard the news, EBP crushed it at Kubla Con! Not only did we spend like madmen (well, one of us did anyway) but we also sold a few of copies of Drunkfish and made some new friends along the way! Yes, friends! Can't believe it? That's why we've provided visual evidence to combat your ever vigilant skepticism! And speaking of the blog, seriously, go check it out already. Benjamin Beard wrote a passionate yet eloquent review of Pandemic and he wants ya'll to read it. If you're good maybe he'll follow up with a review of On the Brink (a Pandemic expansion) and a bit of info about the upcoming Drunkfish expansion!

Benjamin Beard
6.17.10

 

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Blog!
The Beards have a blog!



Get Uncomfortably Close with the Beards

Life is lonely, we get that. Existentially there is no way to ever truly comprehend the other and thus a feature of the human experience is that we are all fundamentally isolated — that is, until now! Enchanted Beard Press is reaching around the Internet to pull off yet another way for our fans to merge with us completely (which is to say): official business blog alert! Yup! An official business blog complete with tales of our wanderings, tales of our wonderings, reviews of tabletop (and, yeah, probably electronic) games, and maybe a few choice details about upcoming EBP games! Check it out here!

Benjamin Beard
6.7.10

 

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Kubla Con Grows a Beard

The Beards are Kubla Con bound! Benjamin and Simon Beard will be attending Kubla Con 2010 in San Francisco, CA. Though the Beards will be in attendance all weekend, you will have but a brief window to catch them at their own table — Friday night from 11pm to 1am at the Kubla Con flea market! We will be in attendance offloading a bevy of used (and only slightly abused) games we've loved well (or not) as well as selling copies of our mainstay attraction, Drunkfish!

Take the time to stop by our table to pick up your copy of Drunkfish, to chat about the game or what we're working on next, or simply to gaze upon the Beards that have enchanted so many!

Benjamin Beard
5.19.10

 

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Drunkfish Has a New Price: Exciting Yet Fiscal!

Struggling to fit in that copy of Drunkfish you've been yearning for into your monthly budget? You're in so much luck! Enchanted Beard Press has dropped the price of Drunkfish to $32.99 (true) and upped the enchanted beard trimmings to 3 hairs per unit (false)! As always, you can purchase the game directly from the Beards themselves using check or PayPal.

Bought the game at the original price? You won't be left out in the cold! At the same time as we announce this price drop, we also want to announce that Drunkfish will be getting its first expansion available as a PDF by the end of the summer! We're keeping all the juicy details on the mum at the moment, but stay tuned to our site for more information. If you're one of those loyal elite, just message Enchanted Beard Press and we'll give you a copy of the first expansion for free!

Benjamin Beard
5.13.10

 

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The Beard Grows Across The Vast Web That Spans This Wide World

Prithee fair internet dwellers, come join us by the bright light of the electronic web's twin stars: facebook and twitter!

Yes, Enchanted Beard Press now has a home on facebook and twitter! You can fan us on facebook to view all the events we're planning or attending and follow us on twitter to read all about the daily life of your favorite East Bay game company. We've got some big announcements coming up so the sooner you catch us on these and other fine internet websites the sooner you can be in the know. Don't get caught with your digital pants down around your ankles — twitter our facebook!

Benjamin Beard
4.28.10

 

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DrunkFish
Drunkfish in all its magnificent glory



Drunkfish Has Arrived

For too long have the unwashed masses stumbled in their attempts to combine man's two perfect inventions: drinking and board games. Enchanted Beard Press has made this truly dark era a time of the past as it blesses, nay, enchants the world with Drunkfish! Drunkfish officially released January 22nd in the two thousand and tenth year of this Common Era, a day that will unquestionably be remembered until the twilight of mankind. Contact Enchanted Beard Press today to order your own copy!

Drunkfish is the party game based on a simple premise: act like a fool or drink like a fish! Players will race to catch fish and return to their homes, all while speaking in accents, drawing on their faces, answering trivia, and attempting to outdo their opponents while maintaining their dignity. Hilarity and hijinks are sure to ensue, so be prepared to see a whole new side of your friends!

Drunkfish is a board game for 2 through 6 players and takes approximately 30 minutes to play.

Benjamin Beard
2.21.10

 

 

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